I guess it’s like an unlikely form of ‘rock-paper-scissors’.
Proving the power of the Christmas Spirit, a person takes up a plastic candy cane from the front yard to defeat a knife wielding attacker. I don’t know if this will lead to plastic candy cane regulation or how this will affect your ability to bring plastic candy canes on airplanes, but hey, it’s nice to see the good guys win now and then.
Edit: Apparently they also fight germs. Is there nothing that candy canes can’t do?!?!
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